Which party would make a law about how to humanely cook lobster?

I prefer them slow cooked.


I put them in a cold pot of water then turn the burner on.Which party would make a law about how to humanely cook lobster?
wait... what? I can't even see how you can enforce that. Stick it in the freezer for a few minutes if you don't want it suffering. Or you can chop it's head in two and destroy the brain instantly (also works against zombie lobsters).





The ';screaming'; heard is steam whistling past the shell. The lobster's already dead by the time that happens. Either way, if you decide to grill it, it's probably best to kill it before slapping it on there, mostly so it doesn't crawl off and terrorize the neighbor's dog though.Which party would make a law about how to humanely cook lobster?
Probably the US Socialists Party - the Democrat Party would try to ban eating any meat.





Liberals are fascists? No. While fascism and Democrat Party liberalism are both forms of socialism and thus a left-wing phenomena , they are not the same.
You enjoy listening to your dinner scream as you cook it, is that what you are saying? That is the same way serial killers feel about their victims. BTW, I eat lobster regularly.
The dems, no contest. They feel that they need to instruct everyone on how to do everything. According to them, people are just plain stupid.
The Democratic Party and the Green Party.
According to Limbabble, the NAZI party
Democratic Party
Democrats would tax you to death for eating lobsters
Defiantly the Democrats
PETA?
The Green Party?
dems
The Nazis. They decreed that they must only be boiled, as somehow that was more humane.





Yes, I heard that too from the fat gasbag known as the addicted limbaugh.





That drug-addled sex-addict must be running out of material.





Edit: I love the thumbs down, as it means you right-wingers disagree with your messiah...there is hope, I guess.





Edit2: poster, you calling Nazis ';Liberals'; is analogous to me terming capitalists as ';compassionate';...neither analogy makes sense.
repubikants!!